CHRISTMAS. Santa came in zingin this time. We rode all day. We found ourselves on a road that seemed hopeless for a town that could offer any sort of comfort for a normally cozy holiday. With the sun fading and our bodies fatigued, we came to a broken village that had the sacred needed resource, gasoline. There was also an unsettling checkpoint that had military soldiers crawling around the station. Holding our breath against the burning of the fake papers in our pockets, Mike strolled right up to one of the police and asked for the distance to the next hotel. Pointing around the corner we saw a hurt building that sunk our battleship of a classy Christmas of whiskey and good food. Accepting the idea of another holiday in the gutter, we pushed our bikes inside and walked to the only bar. It was an open air, dirt floor room with 3 pool tables, and the music screeched to a stop. I'm not sure we even got our beers ordered before we were being handed shots of the local version of Colombia's traditionsl anise liquor, Aguadiente, as they pulled us up tiny wooden step stools to the circle of excited drunks and the mom that was breast feeding. We fell into a night of ridiculous banter. They taught us how to play a sort of pool on tables with no holes. A musical group later appeared from the shadows of falling night to play us some songs. Leaving Mike inside, I tried to rangle up the excitement to catch on camera. It turned into a few unforgettable musicals and a pretty epic photoshoot. I returned inside to find Mike gone. I ordered some beers and got out of there. I found Mike up in the room. Both properly hammered from an unknown number of obligatory shots, we feasted on a Christmas dinner of turkey, ham, various casseroles, mashed potatoes, and ... I'm lying... we had about 6 tiny bags of potato chips for dinner that concluded an outrageously great Christmas. |